Bureau Headlines: Monday 08/10

BUREAU HEADLINES: ABC courting Paula Abdul; Victoria Beckham "wooden" in "Idol" judging debut... ABC president slams whiny Katherine Heigl... Wrigley cuts ties with Chris Brown... Miley Cyrus picks up six Teen Choice awards, shows off pole-dancing skills... Kathy Griffin brings Bristol Palin's baby daddy to awards... Cocaine may have contributed to death of TV pitchman Billy Mays... Tom Cruise's son to star in "Red Dawn" remake... Elisabeth Hasselbeck gives birth to third child, son Isaiah Timothy... Daniel Baldwin and wife welcome baby girl... "Sex and the City's" Willie Garson adopts... Tracy Morgan files for divorce... Cheech Marin marries classical pianist.

PHOTOS: Spencer and Heidi Pratt walk "G.I. Joe" red carpet with Heidi's Playboy cover in hand... Jessica Simpson upstaged by weird guy... Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger (aka "Cooger") land in Spain (so they must be dating, right?).

GOSSIP: "Oliver" star Mark Lester claims to be biological father of Paris Jackson; not so, says Jackson family source... Michael Jackson buried in mausoleum owned by Berry Gordy?... Lindsay Lohan losing her hair?... Olivia Newton John's ex-boyfriend alive and well in Mexico?... Mischa Barton headed for another breakdown?