Bureau Headlines: Thursday 12/03

BUREAU HEADLINES: Taylor Swift, Beyonce top Grammy nominations.... British PM Gordon Brown mistakes Reese Witherspoon for Renee Zellweger... Natalie Portman says she didn't touch pot until her 20s... Rupert Everett warns gay actors to stay in the closet... "Family Ties" mom Meredith Baxter must've missed that bulletin... Michael Lohan deposed in TLC's suit vs. Jon Gosselin... Will Smith puts brakes on "Hancock" sequel... Alana Stewart claims to speak to dead Farrah Fawcett in psychic TV special.

CRIME WATCH: Alleged celebrity burglars plead not guilty... Roman Polanski set to begin house arrest Friday... Restraining order against Verne Troyer dropped.

PHOTOS: George Clooney girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis thongs it up for magazine cover (NSFW)... Lady Gaga glams up for Elle cover... David Duchovny and Tea Leoni step out together... Helen Hunt, bikini -- you decide.

GOSSIP: Elin Nordegren getting prenup rewrite, payoff?; supposed third woman surfaces.