Thursday, March 25, 2010

Bureau Headlines 03/25

BUREAU HEADLINES: Playgirl offers Jesse James $500K to pose nude... Katherine Heigl officially through with "Grey's Anatomy;" cites "family issues"... Brad Pitt chalks beard up to "boredom"... Dennis Hopper losing battle with prostate cancer, says attorney... Lindsay Lohan says these pix were shot after paparazzi pushed her into a tree... "I Spy" actor Robert Culp dead at 79... People.com posted this collection of retro celebrity workout vids (Regis Philbin and Estelle Getty? Really?)... Foursquare launches celebrity following feature (As long as you agree that Pauly D is a celeb).

CRIME: KC and the Sunshine band founder Richard R. Finch held after admitting he had sex with minors.

GOSSIP: Jesse James had other mistresses while married to Sandra Bullock, according to Us Weekly... On cue, alleged mistress no. 2 and no. 3 surface... James settled sexual harassment lawsuit with employee in 2007... Did Tiger Woods and LeAnn Rimes date?... James Franco headed to Yale for Ph.D.?

BUREAU NEWS: Breathe a sigh of relief, America: Reps for Jamie Foxx say he's actually not writing a "Laverne & Shirley" movie... Ticket prices for 3D movies increasing in time for "How to Train Your Dragon" release... Two versions of "Tonight Show" -- one with Jay Leno, and one with Conan O'Brien -- could compete for Emmys... Attention "Lost" fans: title of series finale revealed on latest LindeCuse podcast... Brad Bird ("The Incredibles") in talks to direct "Mission: Impossible 4," to be produced by J.J. Abrams and star Tom Cruise... Glenn Beck fires back at James Cameron as the feud between two overpaid dudes continues... "At the Movies," the show that spent more than three decades criticizing film (formerly with hosts Siskel and Ebert), is being canceled... Boba Fett: people still love that nutty bounty hunter... Angela Bassett joins Ryan Reynolds and Peter Sarsgaard in "Green Lantern" cast... A look at five great movie break-up scenes... Kevin Smith goes on Twitter tirade against movie critics.

QUOTE: "Marriage to me is like eating meat. I think it's gross and [bleep]ing crazy." -- Sarah Silverman